Being pregnant for my second time and having multiple pregnant friends, I thought I would compile a list of ridiculously rude things to say to a pregnant lady. Some of these might not bother some people, but they are my pet peeves.
"Hey Fatty." Yep I got this one at a family function.
"Are you SURE there is only one in there??" My teeny tiny friend who is 9 months pregnant and all belly has been asked this 4 times. Really people?
Similar to the last few but
"You are HUGE!" is really a surefire way to make an already self conscious pregnant woman feel like crap.
"It is SOOOO hard going from 1 to 2 kids. Just wait!" Gee thanks. How is that helpful?
"Sleep and rest now while you can!" Umm duh I am trying. Easier said than done, especially with a 2 year old.
"WHAT!?!?!?! You don't want an epidural? You are CRAZY!" It is a natural process people, our bodies were meant to give birth. I have lots of opinions on this but I will leave it at that.
Since we had a girl first it was
"So are you hoping for a boy this time!?" Uh no, we would just love a healthy baby. It actually really annoys me when people assume that you are hoping for the opposite sex, although I guess some people probably do.
"Do you have the name picked out?" Everyone asks this. We actually do but we aren't telling! It is hard enough for me and Dustin to decide on a name, and we do NOT want any other input thankyouverymuch. We didn't tell anyone Leah's name before she was born and it drove everyone nuts. You already know that there is a baby coming AND the gender, you can wait a few more months to hear the name.
And finally -
DO NOT TOUCH my stomach unless you are my husband or daughter. The baby is inside, doesn't know you are there, can't see you, and can't feel it. Please do not invade my personal space.
I am sure there are more that aren't on the top of my head. Please share some of the crazy comments you have received!